dudeitslarry: aarontveitsbuttocks: assbutt-in-the-garrison: oomshi: WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE EVEN AN ISSUE BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES that can be taken one of two ways but both are accurate
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
togamivevo: in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
sht-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces Slow down there Satan.
beekwhy: toopsy: brimerica: ALL THE GERMANS ARE LIKE BUFF MENLY MEN GRRRRR And then there’s Austria i would bring up liechtenstein but i mean come on she could probably beat his ass into the ground
cristinaya: Shine bright like a washed nintendog
mbtakeover2013: missladystarstruck: sing-me-the-song-of-my-otp: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK are you telling me I could have all A’s and a B+ Wow…just wow #HARVARDSTUDENT^
Night blogers really speak to me
somuchfandoms: like… what even inspires you to write such things that dont make any sense WHAT SO EVER
My aunt bought me a dress that is too short for me...
thebehaviorissomindless: It stops like right under my butt and she said if you didn’t have such a big ass we wouldn’t have this problem
shotawars: shotawars: some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up 911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY...
dani-misfit-prince-prod: bribeezmindless: mindlessimmatureweirdo: Prod’s deleted keek video telling us not to fight over them. Prod’s deleted keek video. Well I guess we know he deleted it HUH ^^^
say i won’t– a nigga that will (via vartoughi)
50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u
i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic,...
thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I can see them I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray they are really bad singers and I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis: I have two moods One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions there is no inbetween
crystalfy: It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human. same goes for students at schools I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings